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Mon, Feb. 6th, 2012, 01:43 pm
Chilli Maximus

So, I made amazingly awesome chilli. Kind of random; picked up a few recipes, smushed them together, got some stuff slightly our of order, but irrespective, the final result was really quite delicious.

Chilli Maximus

3 habaneros, finely diced
2 extra-large fresh jalepenos, finely diced
1 green capsicum, diced
2 brown onions, diced
2 cans of diced tomatoes with oregano & garlic
3 gloves of fresh garlic, diced and smashed
3+ tsp of garlic mush from a jar
2 fresh tomatoes, diced
1 can of red kidney beans, drained
1 can of butter beans, drained
1 can of 3?4? bean mix, drained
400gm-500gm of pork/veal mixed mince
1 bottle of beer
100+gm of bacon, diced
1+ tsp of paprika
1 tblspon of oregano
1+ tsp of cumin
1 tsp fresh black pepper
1 tsp sea salt
hefty dash of liquid smoke
tbpsn (?) of worstershire sauce

Cooking in 3 stages:
1) cook the bacon, set aside, save the grease
2) mix up a bunch of oregano and pepper in with the mince; cook the mince, onions & capsicum together in the bacon grease
3) put everything into a big pot and slowly simmer/cook for more than 2 hours. Longer, better.

A few points: longer cooking is better, softens up the vegies. Smaller chunks of vegies means they soften up faster. Extra vegies are perfectly fine, even semi-standard things like corn or carrot, but really only best as filler, and make sure you cook them longer to really soften them up, so they don't overpower the flavour when you bite into them. More meat also works.

The winning parts of the recipe in my opinion are the habanero chillis, garlic and liquid smoke (not too much!). Everything else is a balancing act.

Sun, Nov. 6th, 2011, 10:52 pm
Best nachos ever... plus a new cocktail.

Cocktail:
Not my recipe, and I can't remember the name, but here it is:

1 oz Honey Liqueur (American Honey)
1 oz Vodka
fill almost to the top with cranberry juice
splash of cola

Quite tasty!

Nachos Frugrande!

Part one: the quacamole
1 avacado
1/2 red onion, finely chopped
1 tomato, finely chopped
2 jalepenos, finely chopped
1 habenero, finely chopped
1 tspn cumin
heavy dash of black pepper and salt
heavy dash of mixed spices (oregano, thyme and... basil?)

Part two: the nachos
corn chips
cheese (I used colby, but there are other, sharper cheeses which could be used - I recommend a mix of 2 cheeses, if possible)
1 red onion, finely chopped (half on bottom layer, half on top)
1 jalepeno, finely sliced  (half  on bottom layer, half on top)
1/2 yellow capsicum, finely chopped  (half  on bottom layer, half on top)
2-3 hot pickeled peppers, finely sliced, sprinkled on top.
jar of salsa (sprinkle, as best you can, under the cheese layers a few good spoonfuls... use maybe 1/3-1/2 a jar in total.)

Part three, the making

assemble the bottom layer.
Microwave for ~2 minutes, no more.
assemble the top layer.
microwave for ~1-2 minutes, no more.
put in a oven, and cook until cheese is all melty and bubbly.
Remove, and put on a bit dollop of quac and top with a big dollop of sour cream.

PUT IN FACE AND ENJOY.

Thu, Nov. 3rd, 2011, 12:12 pm
What we have here is a failure to communicate.

An early example everyone in marketing, advertising, design, semoitics, languages, anthropology and culture* is usually exposed to is the Gerber baby food fiasco in Africa.

*by the by, anyone who doesn't think these areas are all different facets of the exact same thing is an idiot.

Short version: in Africa, high rate of illiteracy. Solution when selling goods: put a picture of what is in the can on the outside. Can of beans? Picture of beans. Anyway, so Gerber sold baby food, and started in the USA. They starting shipping their product to Africa. Their product comes in a jar... with a picture of a baby on the side. It didn't sell. Wrong message to the wrong people. Wrong.
(amusing though).

There are plenty of examples of these. Pepsi: The Choice of the Next Generation... translated to: "it brings your ancestors back from the dead". [more on that thread: http://whenmarketingfails.com/translation-fails.html ]

Read more )

Wed, Jul. 20th, 2011, 10:21 am
(corn) Chips

Have you ever noticed...

when you're eating a bag of chips (primarily applies to corn chips), when you're near the start of the bag and you drop one on the floor, you put it in the bin, but as the bag's contents deplete the value of the chips rises - completely in opposition to how full you are, or sick of eating chips, so much so, that crumbs become awesome, and broken chip corners which drop become rare preciouses which must be saved.

Amusingly, in retrospect, one could use this as analogy for our usage of oil... but maybe my mind is wandering again.

Fri, Feb. 18th, 2011, 09:45 am
Wikipedia and Acadamia

Yet another thing that pisses me off is how so many academics/pseudoacademics are against the use Wikipedia in any shape or form.

They refuse to draw the distinction between citing Wikipedia directly (as if it were the original source)*, and using it as a tool.

*which you should never do, since according to the quality management guidelines, Wikipedia should have no original content.

Instead of ranting further, this brief guide is fairly decent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBbKDcu_wfg&feature=related

N
ote: This is kind of in response to this: Why can't I just Google. Found here: http://libguides.murdoch.edu.au/psych

Fri, Apr. 23rd, 2010, 10:59 am
Helpdesk / Bug tracking software - opinions?

Dear LazyWeb,
  I need a free, easy to use bug tracking program/software, specifically for a small helpdesk environment. Must be able to take email input and have easy to read/present reports (per tech).

  After some sorting, reading and pondering, I have potentially narrowed down my choices to the following:
Opinions? Preferences? Personal experiences? Alternate suggestions?

Tue, Feb. 16th, 2010, 05:23 pm
Food, delicious food!

A big thanks to my old friend Karl's wife's recipe for delicious traditional mexican salsa. Made my first bowl of it today and it was /really/ good.



For everyone else, the recipe is below the cut. )

Tue, Dec. 1st, 2009, 04:50 pm
Reposting: The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia

This post is lifted from: http://copybot.wordpress.com/2009/04/07/the-50-most-interesting-articles-on-wikipedia/?c

The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia

April 7, 2009 Deep in the bowels of the internet, I came across an exhaustive list of interesting Wikipedia articles by Ray Cadaster. It’s brilliant reading when you’re bored, so I got his permission to post the top 50 here.
Bookmark it, start reading, and become that person who’s always full of fascinating stuff you never knew about.
The top 50 Wikipedia articles by interestingness

1. Marree Man
2. War Plan Red
3. Vela Incident
4. Tybee Bomb
5. United States Numbered Highways
6. Wow! Signal
7. Tube Bar Prank Calls
8. Kola Superdeep Borehole
9. Back to the Future Timeline
10. Year Without a Summer
11. K Foundation Burn a Million Quid
12. Sokal Affair
13. Blue Peacock
14. Veerappan
15. Person From Porlock
16. Eternal Flame
17. U.S. Color-Coded War Plans
18. The Wedge (Border)
19. Mohave Phone Booth
20. Stanislav Petrov
21. Valery Sablin
22. The Man on the Clapham Omnibus
23. Special Atomic Demolition Munition
24. Piracy in the Strait of Malacca
25. Prometheus (tree)
26. Zone of Alienation
27. Fan Death
28. Outlawries Bill
29. Raymond Robinson (Green Man)
30. Scoville Scale
31. Kardashev Scale
32. Larry Walters
33. Joshua A. Norton
34. Fabergé egg
35. Issei Sagawa
36. Joseph Jagger
37. Traumatic Insemination
38. James Joseph Dresnok
39. Ivy League Nude Posture Photos
40. Jim Corbett (Hunter)
41. Just-World Phenomenon
42. Nicholas Bourbaki
43. Humanzee
44. Old Man of the Lake
45. Alexamenos Graffito
46. Fairy Chess Piece
47. Michael Fagan Incident
48. ETAOIN SHRDLU
49. Palomares Hydrogen Bomb Incident
50. As Slow as Possible

*Copybot is not responsible for the hours and hours that disappeared while you were exploring this list. But she is responsible for the fascinated responses you get at the water cooler tomorrow.
If you enjoyed this list, I’ve since posted 50 more of Wikipedia’s most interesting articles. The second list is less war-focused than this one.

So many awesome things on that list - the world is a weird and wonderful place. I think here would be appropriate to use Drhoz's LJ tag of "Education even if you don't want it".


...plus, I like the use of the word "interestingness".

Sat, Nov. 21st, 2009, 01:28 am
MickyD's, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love McDonalds

I have a confession to make. I like McDonalds now.

I didn't always, in fact, this is something which has only really changed over the past couple of years. So, what happened? Well, McDonalds has crap burgers, average fries and an overpriced menu.

Mmm, their apple pies though... so good...

Then, a few things changed... )

Now, sure, 90% of Maccas' menu is still shite. )

So, what's there to hate about Maccas now? Sure, 90% of menu is crap, but I've covered that. Lack of option X? So eat elsewhere, that's not so much a failing on their part as a difference in preference on yours. To clarify - when it comes to just the "regular" burgers I GREATLY prefer Whoppers over most all Maccas burgers. But just because I now like Maccas doesn't mean I dislike any others - I am in no way stating any order of preference in this rambling diatribe; just a new like.

Old McDonalds: nothing special, like any other fast food place. Dislike.
New McDonalds: cheap AND sensitive to changing trends (health, animal welfare, etc). Like.

Thu, Nov. 5th, 2009, 02:48 pm
This morning...

While riding to work today, a bird flew right in front of me/past me on my bike. I thought from the flash of orangish/brownish it was simply a wattlebird being territorial over a smaller bird (a wren? honey eater?) But when I glanced over to have a better look - it was a small raptor of some sort, and just caught the smaller bird mid-flight! Something I have never before seen in the wild.. wow. I believe it was a Little Falcon:



I am rather enjoying the sights on the way to work (along the foreshore, over the narrows) - lots of juvenile ducks, goslings and cygnets. If only it weren't for the blasted headwinds!

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